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I swear I'm not from this generation.
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Broken Social Scene
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I Am Holden Caulfield.
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Monday, June 23, 2008

O_O Wowie zowie! It's been a while!

Time sure flies when you're studying the urinary system... But exams are over now! Woohoo!

...O.o I wonder how many Xangans write celebratory posts about finishing exams. Probably a lot. I don't wanna be one of those.

Anyhoos, it is awful nice to be the person who brings balloons for her friend on her birthday... Even though the balloons looked really crap by the time I was done decorating them. Still, I was appreciated and got a Xanga post written about me by reitsu ~! ^_^

That be all the random, moderately pointless things I have to say for now. (^ Look how well spaced my entry is today!) Goodnight... Or goodmorning... Time zones are confuzzling.


Monday, June 09, 2008

Lack of inspiration

This has gotten to the point where I want to crack my skull open and let the blood and thoughts pour out onto a page -- That would actually be something cool to paint. Except it's got nothing to do with the topic for my art prac.


Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Momaroo? I think not!

Despite being horrified and disgusted by Momaroo, I was completely fascinated. After extensive research and double-agenting, I have discovered the true intentions behind Momaroo. You see, these so-called "moms" are actually a group of escaped paedofiles who got together so they could all go molest babies together.

In order to do this without being found out, these paedofiles would need a cover-up. A cover-up so innocent yet irritating that nobody would even WANT to investigate. Of course, they weren't counting on a 14-year-old girl to be so completely bored out of her fucking mind that she would go check that goddamned Momaroo site out.

The first red-light was their advert. That baby kinda looks like a pornstar, being naked and all.

After setting up my account as Mama Skunk, I started receiving suspicious e-mails, all written in code. This was the second red-light for me. Unfortunately, their secret code kinda sucked. For example:

!seibab epar og s'teL

... And that's about all the proof I have for now. Anyhoos, with that said, I would like to tell you the point:

The Xanga Community and pretty much the whole internet must unite against all mom-blogs.

 

Disclaimer: This entire entry was a complete lie. It is a load of crap, so do not take me seriously or get me into trouble. Please... Pretty please! Ah, well... It wasn't even that contraversial anyway.


Xanga is supporting moms!

"Real Moms. Real blogs."

There's some hip new trend on Xanga called Momaroo. Because more mom-blogs is what the world really needs... <_<


Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Reality sucks

Maybe everybody I know, my entire life, the world and the universe is nothing but a philosophical debate created in the mind of a greater, unconcious version of myself.

EDIT: 'kay, as it turns out, this was a really corny entry. And here I thought I had my very own philosophy  How embarrassing.



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