Despite being horrified and disgusted by Momaroo, I was completely fascinated. After extensive research and double-agenting, I have discovered the true intentions behind Momaroo. You see, these so-called "moms" are actually a group of escaped paedofiles who got together so they could all go molest babies together. In order to do this without being found out, these paedofiles would need a cover-up. A cover-up so innocent yet irritating that nobody would even WANT to investigate. Of course, they weren't counting on a 14-year-old girl to be so completely bored out of her fucking mind that she would go check that goddamned Momaroo site out. The first red-light was their advert. That baby kinda looks like a pornstar, being naked and all. After setting up my account as Mama Skunk, I started receiving suspicious e-mails, all written in code. This was the second red-light for me. Unfortunately, their secret code kinda sucked. For example: !seibab epar og s'teL ... And that's about all the proof I have for now. Anyhoos, with that said, I would like to tell you the point: The Xanga Community and pretty much the whole internet must unite against all mom-blogs. Disclaimer: This entire entry was a complete lie. It is a load of crap, so do not take me seriously or get me into trouble. Please... Pretty please! Ah, well... It wasn't even that contraversial anyway. |